Saturday, November 20, 2010
Back below COD
I love when the statistics are finally released by that moron geezer Major Nelson and once again Halo bReach (purposeful) is below COD. There goes Halo's fighting chance. Sorry, but perhaps you should have listened to more than just the 12 year olds when patching previous games and fixing multiplayer. Bungie can rot in hell! MWHAHAHAHA!!!
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
How's that multiplayer playlist?
It's hilarious. It truly is.
I made a post on X-Box Live Forums recently about how I thought all the moronic kiddy players would move off of MW2 and over to Halo:Reach. The post was on how the morons are still around playing MW2 and making my life hell.
Of course, with the number of moronic kids posting on that forum on a regular basis, most responses were people misinterpreting my half-kidding thread. On the other hand, I was delighted to hear from 1-2 responders that say that the playlists are terrible.
It's nice to see that NOTHING has changed. Bungie was known for removing all of the fun playlists. The most popular and interesting gametypes were constantly removed. I'd get attached to one, everyone praised it on the forums, then they removed it. I'd get attached to another one, everyone praised it on the forums, then they removed it.
Glad to hear they didn't learn shit.
I made a post on X-Box Live Forums recently about how I thought all the moronic kiddy players would move off of MW2 and over to Halo:Reach. The post was on how the morons are still around playing MW2 and making my life hell.
Of course, with the number of moronic kids posting on that forum on a regular basis, most responses were people misinterpreting my half-kidding thread. On the other hand, I was delighted to hear from 1-2 responders that say that the playlists are terrible.
It's nice to see that NOTHING has changed. Bungie was known for removing all of the fun playlists. The most popular and interesting gametypes were constantly removed. I'd get attached to one, everyone praised it on the forums, then they removed it. I'd get attached to another one, everyone praised it on the forums, then they removed it.
Glad to hear they didn't learn shit.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Major Nelson and Bungie suck each others cocks
It's really sad to see stories such as this one, published by MS video game geezer Major Nelson.
I get the RSS feed of Major's blog sent to my phone every day and for some time, I've noticed Halo story after Halo story, even when Halo was yesterday's news. We'd see the "Halo Kill of the Week" for some reason, as if Halo was the greatest game ever made.
Well, folks, it's not. Turns out this 50 year old that strives to be younger than his kids has had his hand on Bungie's cock for some time now. Halo is released and all the sudden, it's a big deal to talk about how it's coming to be the #1 Live game! Well, I'd fucking hope so. Any big release is going to be up there. Release GTA5 and you'll have the same story. But will it get the same attention? Of course not. I equate this argument similarly to CNET and Apple. CNET swallows all the Apple cum every time it's shot, putting up 150% coverage of anything Apple, but when competitors release similar information or updates, it's the 7th story back.
Modern Warfare 2 has dominated online gaming the longest EVER on XBL. Where's the story on that?
When Rochester, NY publishes stories on what's so "great" about this area, it's laughable because a city shouldn't have to advertise itself. Philadelphia doesn't need ads to tell people to come. Halo: bReach (purposeful) shouldn't need a fucking story saying it's on top past 7 days. Any big title can do this. I think someone's a little disillusioned about what is actually better.
Halo blows. And now we come to find out Major Nelson blows, too. And blowing each other.
I get the RSS feed of Major's blog sent to my phone every day and for some time, I've noticed Halo story after Halo story, even when Halo was yesterday's news. We'd see the "Halo Kill of the Week" for some reason, as if Halo was the greatest game ever made.
Well, folks, it's not. Turns out this 50 year old that strives to be younger than his kids has had his hand on Bungie's cock for some time now. Halo is released and all the sudden, it's a big deal to talk about how it's coming to be the #1 Live game! Well, I'd fucking hope so. Any big release is going to be up there. Release GTA5 and you'll have the same story. But will it get the same attention? Of course not. I equate this argument similarly to CNET and Apple. CNET swallows all the Apple cum every time it's shot, putting up 150% coverage of anything Apple, but when competitors release similar information or updates, it's the 7th story back.
Modern Warfare 2 has dominated online gaming the longest EVER on XBL. Where's the story on that?
When Rochester, NY publishes stories on what's so "great" about this area, it's laughable because a city shouldn't have to advertise itself. Philadelphia doesn't need ads to tell people to come. Halo: bReach (purposeful) shouldn't need a fucking story saying it's on top past 7 days. Any big title can do this. I think someone's a little disillusioned about what is actually better.
Halo blows. And now we come to find out Major Nelson blows, too. And blowing each other.
Friday, September 17, 2010
And yet here we go again...
I was browsing my Facebook page for updates from friends when I came across a YouTube video of a classical music piece. I listened for a bit before wanting to listen to one of my favorite classical songs: Raindrop Prelude by Chopin. Many Halo fans might remember that this is the tune playing in the background of the epic diorama Halo 3 commercial. That just made me want to watch the commercial once more. It made my heart race in silence, a truly great feeling, until the commercial was over and anger resurfaced.
Boy, did Bungie really fuck up a potentially great storyline. They fragmented the story so much that it couldn't be followed with in-depth emotion and it made the entire thing just plain tired. That epic commercial once made me feel like Halo 3 was going to be the greatest piece that would fill in all of the exciting ideas of a war with alien encounters. Turns out it was junk.
And yet again, here comes Halo: Reach. Another disjointed segment of this tired story. I will admit, if Halo becomes a movie, it might be a great story. But as it's released in unorganized segments to video gamers everywhere, it's just unappealing garbage.
I am refusing to check in on the new update. I have enveloped myself in hatred of Bungie and don't really need to view the game to know it sucks. I know that as time goes on, all the 12-year olds' opinions will weigh true to change and will ultimately steer further augmentation and updates to the game. Pass. I'm just so glad that all the moronic players that I can't get away from on XBL are finally going to join their rightful co-moron demographic, playing Halo, once again.
Thank you, Bungie. I truly appreciate that one.
Boy, did Bungie really fuck up a potentially great storyline. They fragmented the story so much that it couldn't be followed with in-depth emotion and it made the entire thing just plain tired. That epic commercial once made me feel like Halo 3 was going to be the greatest piece that would fill in all of the exciting ideas of a war with alien encounters. Turns out it was junk.
And yet again, here comes Halo: Reach. Another disjointed segment of this tired story. I will admit, if Halo becomes a movie, it might be a great story. But as it's released in unorganized segments to video gamers everywhere, it's just unappealing garbage.
I am refusing to check in on the new update. I have enveloped myself in hatred of Bungie and don't really need to view the game to know it sucks. I know that as time goes on, all the 12-year olds' opinions will weigh true to change and will ultimately steer further augmentation and updates to the game. Pass. I'm just so glad that all the moronic players that I can't get away from on XBL are finally going to join their rightful co-moron demographic, playing Halo, once again.
Thank you, Bungie. I truly appreciate that one.
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